Here it is! The moment you’ve all been waiting for: the launch of the new SweetSilver collection! Two days early!
Hmm? You’ve never heard of it? Well, I’ve definitely talked about it before.
And now you can read the official press release and see all the lovely photographs two days before it appears in all the papers.*
*It’s probably not actually going to appear in any of the papers. Sometimes I make things up.